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Dec 4, 2012 12:00am PST
this, but today on the local cbs news, someone did just that. >> is that right? >> we're in the west village with the mobile weather lab and many people basically using information out of the truck, we pulled the con ed outages map. >> baba booey! howard stern penis! baba booey! >> all right, guys. let's get back to you. >> baba booey! >> it's great. you know, you're an excellent guest by the way. >> jimmy: thank you. >> the thing, i think that was joey boots, he's been doing it for years. terrific guy, and he does it with such a fierce, attacking way, i can't help all over america, free advertising. you go on 11:30, abc is not behind you, you better get guys doing this, too. >> jimmy: would you release your army for my benefit? >> jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i would love that. we'll take a break. will you stick around? >> i'll stick around for the rest of the show. tracy morgan is a genius, he's a funny guy. i'll sit there, i'll make faces, maybe i'll even make out with him. we'll see what happens. >> jimmy: that would be great. >> and when we come back, tracy will be sitt
Nov 29, 2012 1:40am PST
. rob, paula. e! online reporting he will exit the show after season ten. the thing, cbs has not ordered the show for an 11th season. you don't know what his future is or for that matter what the future of the show. unless they do this spin off. >> "two and a half weirdos" that's what it should say. that's all i got. >> schnabel. >> announcer: this is abc's "world news now," informing insomniacs for two decades >>> this morning on "world news now" -- soaking storms. northern california and the pacific northwest brace for flooding downpours, gusty winds and anxiety from mother nature. >> the coast is getting hit by one storm after another after another from a so-called pineapple express. it is thursday, november 29th. >> announcer: from abc news, this is "world news now." >> good morning, everybody. i'm rob nelson. >> i'm paula faris. we'll check in with accuweather in a moment for the latest on the menacing storms. and there were two winning powerball tickets sold in last night's jumping jackpot drawing. the payout, the frenzy, and the incredible tickets and rate in which they we
Dec 6, 2012 12:00am PST
dinosaur in your yard. you have to plan ahead. cbs-2 news stopped by an overcrowded gas station in the city today where tensions are running even higher than they usually do in new york. >> i'm coming. >> honking and hurling obscenities, drivers nearly coming to blows. >> look at that. he's jumping. >> it was outrage. at a than mat tan gas station. >> he's jumping. this is a line! i follow the line, he come, he's jumping. >> jimmy: i don't know what he's saying, but i agree. you can't jump. the gas shortage, maybe this is bittersweet, but it's national news. even our local nbc affiliate in l.a. covered it in the whitest way they could have. >> it's an added aggravation for long islanders whose storm battered homes remain without electricity and now need gasoline for their newly purchased generators. >> horrible. everyone is fighting and that's what i get. the police are here. >> true that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: true that. takes us a little while to catch up with the street lingo out in l.a. true that. meanwhile, apple is going forward with the release of the ipad mini tomorrow, or
Dec 5, 2012 12:00am PST
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Nov 29, 2012 12:00am PST
from the cbs affiliate in pittsburgh. >> putting down your money, you're buying more than just the lottery ticket. you're buying a license to dream. >> i'm going to buy the gas station and give everybody a raise. >> jimmy kimmel, yes, that is his name, is here and plays so often, they call him lucky. he's got almost $30 on the night. >> i'm a scrapper. i scrap every day. i'm going to buy myself a brand new truck. >> jimmy: why would -- why would he even want to win the pow er powerball. he hit the jackpot already. he's named after me. we have to track that guy down. jimmy, if you're watching -- [ applause ] i would like to speak to you. and i'm going to kill you. it's just like "looper." unfortunately, that jimmy kimmel is the only jimmy kimmel who got to participate in tonight's powerball drawing. we don't have powerball here in california. california is one of the eight states that does not participate in it. only way to get $550 million in california is to divorce arnold schwarzenegger, so -- i know this would be a good opportunity for a social experiment. i discovered recently
Dec 7, 2012 1:00am PST
. a local cbs news reporter had some trouble in his neighborhood, but luckily for him, it turned out okay. >> your house narrowly missed by a tree? your neighbor got one but you're okay? >> well, actually my tree fell on his house. different story. >> oh, boy. >> interesting thing, though, because the responsibility for the damage is with the receiver. it doesn't matter who owns the tree. if it falls on your house, it's the guy that owns the house who pays for it. i found that out. gladly. >> jimmy: well, that is interesting. how fortunate for you. [ applause ] as soon as i get back home, i'm mailing his neighbor a chain saw. obviously most local officials are doing whatever they can to help those affected by hurricane sandy, but one of them is going so far above and beyond that it's almost nuts. newark mayor cory booker has been inviting people to his house. he tweeted this yesterday to a newark resident who asked him for help. he said, there's someone at my house now, eric, i've got space you can relax in, charge devices and even a working dvd player. come by, @myserenelove. this e
Dec 1, 2012 12:00am PST
. >> okay. >> [ bleep ] sniffing dogs, on cbs 2 at 11:00 tonight. >> name something a woman doesn't like to see her man play with. >> i'm going to say his [ bleep ]. >> when you die off, i'll go [ bleep ] me another fat girl. >> the national retail federation says 147 million americans plan to [ bleep ] on either friday, saturday or sunday this year. >> face. ah -- [ bleep ] face. >> yeah! >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight. manny pacquiao is here. we have music from flo rida. and we'll be right back with tim allen, so stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ first rule of taking the world by surprise? do something the world will actually notice. introducing the entirely new ford fusion. with a turbo-charged ecoboost engines and a hybrid that doubles the fuel economy of the average vehicle. it's an entirely new idea of what a car can be. we need to leave our contract plan and make the move tom. net10 wireless. what??? oh nice, let's just have our calls drop all the time. net10 uses the same cell towers as the top carriers, but for half of what we pay now. half? don't worry. confusio
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